Animal Funny Hindi Jokes

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Dog Funny Jokes Animal Hindi Chutkule

Pahla Dog : Yar mere mali ne kal rat ke 3 baje chor ko pakadh liya..
Dusara Kutta : Tu kya kar taha uss time…
Pahle kutta : Mai to so raha hu..
ab hum insan thodhi hai jo raat-raat bhar whats app chalaye..

Bird Shit Funny Jokes Crow Hindi Chutkule

Pappu sarak se ja raha tha..
tabhi ek chidiya ne uske shir pe “shit” kar diya…
Pappu rumal se sar pochate huye bolta hai..
“Bagwan ka lakh lakh sukar hai..
gay bhaisho ko udna nahi sikhaya…

Billi ( Cat ) Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa sardi me apni billi ko thandhe pani se nahla raha tha..
Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..
(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)
Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,
Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..
balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…

Jungal Animal Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek lomari jangal se nikal kar bhag rahi thi,,
Tabhi usse ek chuhe ne roka..
Chuha : Kaha bhage ja rah hai..
Lomari : Jangal me police sher pakadhne aai hai..
Chuha : Tu to lomari hai.. tu kyu bhag raha hai…
Lomari : Agar galti se mujhe pakadh liya to..
ye India hai…yaha 20 sal lag jayenge sabhit karne me ki mai lomari hu..
Chuha : OMG …
Chuha bhi lomari ke sath bhagane laga..

Animal Chat On Facebook Hindi Funny Jokes

2 sap Facebook pe chatting kar rahe the..
Saap 1 : Fuss..
Saap 2 : Fuss..
Saap 1 : Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 2 : Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 1 : Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 2 : Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 1 : Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 2 : Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..
Saap 1 : Sale aagya na aukat pe…
Mujhe pata tha tu fack Id bana ke bat kar aaya hai…

Funny Animal Jokes In Hindi And Funny Chutkile

Ek khargosh roj lohar ke dukan pe jata aur ek hi sawal puchta..
Lohar nahi hai bol ke kharosh ko bhaga deta..
Par khargosh agle din issi sawal ke sath tapak jata..
Ek din lohar ko gussa aagya..
Usne lohar ke dat todh diya…Aur bola..
Ab kha ti gajar dekhta hu kaise khata hai..
Agle din kharosh fir aagya..
Khargosh :  Gajar Ka halwa hai kya ?

Top Pappu Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pappu USA mein tha aur waha ek imaarat me aag lag gayi…..
Pappu (fire brigade se) : Tum logo ko niche phenko main catch karunga…
Pehle ek ladka aaya, phir ladki, phir aadmi phir aurat…
Pappu ne sabko pakad liya
Phir……
Ek negro (kala aadmi) aaya to pappu ne usko chhod diya aur bola…
Abey saalo,
Jo jal gaye hai unhe to mat phenko…

Girl Boy Shadi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkula

Darwaza kholte hi
Girl : Parso meri shaadi hai,
ab kyu aaye ho meri zindgi me wapas???
Boy : Tent lagane ka aur cattering ka order humko hi mila hai..
Kaam- dhandha bhi chhod de kya??

Best Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi

Husband kaafi der se apne marriage certificate ko dekh raha tha
Wife boli : Itni der se isey kyu dekh rahe ho???
Husband : Iski expiry date dhund raha hu

Pappu hindi joke – Bichari ladki aur pappu

Ek ladki 20th floor se gir padi ……. .
14th floor pe ek adami ne catch kar liya aur pocha mujhe pyar karogi …… .
Ladki: “nahi”
Adami ne usse niche chhor diya
8th floor pe ek aur adami na catch kiya aur pucha
Mujhe kiss karogi tum …..
Ladki :” nahi ”
Usne bhi niche chhor diya …… .
Ladki ne pray kiya ki usse ek chance aur de de…
4th floor pe usse Pappu ne catch kiya …….. .
Ladki ekdam se boli :” mai tumhe pyar krungi aur kiss bhi karungi mujhe bacha lo bas ”
Pappu ne usay niche gira diya …
Pappu : “Ghatiya ladki , mai sarif banda hu,
aise kam mai nahi karta”

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