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Chal Hai Kya 9 Se 12 Judwa 2 Funny Jokes Varun

School me varun aur tapsi ek hi class me padhte the..
Varun (Tapsi se) : Chalti hai ya 9 se 12..
Tapsi : Chal ..
Varun : Kaha ???
Tapsi : Principal ke paas …
Varun : HaHaHa… ab kya mai mazak bhi nahi kar sakta ..
Tapsi : Chutti lene ….Bevkuf….

Judwaa 2 Funny Jokes Varun Tapsi Chutkule

Varun Dhavan : Aaj kal jayada tar
judwa bache ho rahe hai…aisa kyu..
Tapsi : Terrorist itne bach gaye hai bhi..
bahar khatara hai,,,
isiliye 2 – 2 ke set pe aarahe hai…

Alia And Varun Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Alia Bhatt aur Varun ko rasate me 2 bomb mila !!
Alia Bhatt : Chal isse police ko de aate hai..
Varun : Agar rasate me ek bomb fat gya to …
Alia Bhatt : Toh jhut bol denge ki ek  hi bomb mila tha ….

Alia Bhatt And Sidharth Funny Jokes In Hindi

Train me Alia Bhatt ne Sidharth ke upar wali seat pe apna saman rakh liya
Sidharth : Yar Alia apna saman kahi aur rakh ..
mere sar pe gir jayega..
Alia Bhatt : Koi bat nahi isme tutane wali koi chijh nahi hai …..

Big Boss Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkile

Big Boss me salman khan
Iss bar ke Big Boss me Salman Khan
Aeroplane chalayege…
Foot path pe sone wale logo me khushi ki lahar..
Bhuj khalifa wale dar ke sare me…

Bollywood funny Jokes Hindi Sarukh Khan Movies

2017 me devdas banati to kuch aaise dialog hote
Sarukh Khan :  Mummy ne kaha facebook chor do..
Papa ne kaha What’s app chor do…
Dosto ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do..
Aur paro ne kaha club jana chor do..
Ek din aaisa aayega jab paro ke bache bolege ki..
Mamu aap mummy ka picha chor do….

Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Bajirao mastani ki film dekhne ke baad Gf apne Bf se pucha :
Tumhai bhi to koi mastani nahi hai???
Ab usko pagli ko kaun bataye
Ki woh khud hi mastani hai kaashi to koi aur hi hai

Rajinikanth And KBC Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Rajnikaant KBC khelne gaye
Amitabh : Computer ji, Rajnikant se sawal puchiye
Computer : Main life line use karna chahta hu

Rajinikanth And Madam Funny jokes & SMS

Madam : What is 6 plus 7 ?
Rajinikanth : 13
Madam : That is good ….
Rajinikanth : Good ? That’s perfect !

Bollywood Whats App Chat Group Funny Jokes

Akhsay Kumar created a bollywood what’s app group…..
Katrina : Hello
Priyanka :  Bol Shila
Kareena :  hahahahaha
Shahid : Hiii bebo !!!
Kareena Left !!!
Saif Left !!!
Priyanka : Sahid  Tum to  Kareena ke gulam ho !!!
Shahid Left    …!!!!
SRK : Muje jungali billi bahut pasand hai   ,,,..
Salman : Toh jungle chala ja ……
Aamir :  Aur Mannat mere naam karke jaiyo ..…
SRK : Chup be bhikhari ….
Anushka : Koi USA chalega mere sath ,……??
Akshay added 9881****88….
Anushka : Yeh kaun hai  ….???
Salman : Virat Kohli Jiju…
Anushka Left  ,,,….
SRK : I’m second richest actor in the world..
Salman : Tiger zinda he bete   ….
Aamir : Ho jaye dangal  …??
Deepika: – Yar .., Yeh 3 fir se ladne lag gaye ….
Kuchh karo ..….!!
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Akshay added 9557*****99
SRK :  Yeh kaun hai Akki…???
Akshay: – Bhai apna introduction de jara…!!
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9557*****99 (Prabhas) : Amrendra Baahubali  , yani main…,
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All 3 khan left group..
hahahaha

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