Bhikhari Funny Hindi Jokes

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Funny Bhikhari Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Bhikaari santa se : sahab 10 rupee de do, chai peeni hai
Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai
Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi
Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li
Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya

Bollywood Whats App Chat Group Funny Jokes

Akhsay Kumar created a bollywood what’s app group…..
Katrina : Hello
Priyanka :  Bol Shila
Kareena :  hahahahaha
Shahid : Hiii bebo !!!
Kareena Left !!!
Saif Left !!!
Priyanka : Sahid  Tum to  Kareena ke gulam ho !!!
Shahid Left    …!!!!
SRK : Muje jungali billi bahut pasand hai   ,,,..
Salman : Toh jungle chala ja ……
Aamir :  Aur Mannat mere naam karke jaiyo ..…
SRK : Chup be bhikhari ….
Anushka : Koi USA chalega mere sath ,……??
Akshay added 9881****88….
Anushka : Yeh kaun hai  ….???
Salman : Virat Kohli Jiju…
Anushka Left  ,,,….
SRK : I’m second richest actor in the world..
Salman : Tiger zinda he bete   ….
Aamir : Ho jaye dangal  …??
Deepika: – Yar .., Yeh 3 fir se ladne lag gaye ….
Kuchh karo ..….!!
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Akshay added 9557*****99
SRK :  Yeh kaun hai Akki…???
Akshay: – Bhai apna introduction de jara…!!
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9557*****99 (Prabhas) : Amrendra Baahubali  , yani main…,
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All 3 khan left group..
hahahaha

Top Bhikhari Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Bhikhari (car me baithe aurat se) : Madam 10 rupee dedo..
3 din se bhukha hu..
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Aurat ne paise de diye..
Aur bhikhari jane laga..
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Tabhi Aurat ne bola..
Baba Duwa to dete jao..
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Bhikhari : “Pahal se hi gadhi me baithi hai ab kya roket pe baithegi moti “

Bhikhari Ki Girlfriend – Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ek bhikhari: 10 rupee dedo malik,
Apni girlfriend ko call karna hai.
Malik ki girlfriend: Dekho, bhikhari bhi apni
Girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Bhikhari: Aisi bat nahi hai malkin, use
Pyar karne ke bad hi mai bhikhari bana hu.

Bhikhari in five star hotal – funny hindi joke

Ek bhikhari ko 500 ka note mil jata,
Wo 5 star hotal me jake bhar pet khana kha leta hai ..
Bill 3500 ka aata hai,
Waiter ke bill mangane pe bhikhari bolta hai paise nahi hai,
Fir police aati hai aur bhikhari ko pakadh ke leke chali jati hai..
Bhikha police ko 100 rupee de kaf chhut jata hai …..

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