College Funny Hindi Jokes

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Traffic Police And College Boy Funny Jokes

Aaj traffic police wale ne hamari gadhi roki..
Kyuki humne helmate nahi pahni thi..
Usne bike ki chabhi nikali aur bola :
“Aajao mere picha”
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fir kya..
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hum to hum hai…
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jeb se dusri chabhi nikali aur bike start ki ..
fir police wale ko bola :
“Ab tu aaja mere piche piche”

Top Sardar Comedy Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Sardar ki maa : Beta tujhe car se college jane me 1 ganta lagte hai…
par wapish aane me 5 gante kyu lag jate hai..
Sardar : Kya Karu maa ..
Gadhi me aage jane ke 4 gear hote hai..
aur piche aane ke sirf 1 reverse gear hota hai..

College Class Room Jokes Funny Teachers Jokes

College ke class me lacture chal raha tha..
Achank hi ek bacha utha ke class se bahar jane laga..
Teacher : Kaha ja rahe ho..
Dusare bacho ne bataya… sir isse nind me chale ki bimari hai…
Teacher : To sala isse class me sone kisne diya…

College Friend Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkile

College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the..
1st Friend :  Yar Lacture itna borning hai ki
mera tasrif so gya hai..
2nd Friend  : Ha pata hai … tere tesrif ki kharate ki aawaj 2 bar sunni maine

College Teacher Student Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Teacher (pappu se) : Tum kis ke liye college aate ho??
Student : Sir, vidya ke khaatir
Teacher : To ab so kyu rahe ho???
Student : Aaj vidya nahi aayi hain sir

Ladki Ka Naam – Ladki Funny Hindi Joke

Ladka Ladki se puchta hai..
Boy : Tumhara nam kya hai ?
Tum karti kya ho ?
Girl : Mai kyu batau …Mai toh tumhe janti bhi nahi !!
Boy : Tik hai mat bata..
Mai kaunsa tujhe apni BMW me le jake 5 star hotal me khana khilauga !!
Girl : Mera nam pinki hai … Bhagat singh college me padti hu..
Hauz khas rahti hu,, college ki timing 9 se 4 … sunday off rahta hai..
Subah papa ke sath aati hi …. Sam ko akele jati hu…

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