Chor Police Funny Chutkule

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Exam Question Paper Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar dena..
Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya..
Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki ..
jo pahle aaye usse kar dena paper me…

Alia Bhatt, Police and Marriage Funny Jokes

Alia Bhatt ne 100 baratiyo pe gadhi chadha di..
Police ne iski wajah aliya se puchi toh..
Alia : Gadhika break fail tha..
road ke ek taraf barati the…aur dusari taraf ek aadami tha..
Police : Toh tumne gadhi uss adami pe chadha deti..
Alia : Maine bhi aisehi ki par wo adami baratiyo ki tarf bhag gaya..

Police Station Funny Jokes Chor Hindi Chutkule

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..
Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..
ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..
Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..
tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se
Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

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