Celebrity Funny Hindi Jokes

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Santa Banta Very Funny Jokes New And Chutkule

Santa (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..
Pahalwan : 4 ko ..
Santa : Bas..
Tum se achi to meri murgi hai
jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deti hai

Judwaa 2 Funny Jokes Varun Tapsi Chutkule

Varun Dhavan : Aaj kal jayada tar
judwa bache ho rahe hai…aisa kyu..
Tapsi : Terrorist itne bach gaye hai bhi..
bahar khatara hai,,,
isiliye 2 – 2 ke set pe aarahe hai…

Big Boss Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkile

Big Boss me salman khan
Iss bar ke Big Boss me Salman Khan
Aeroplane chalayege…
Foot path pe sone wale logo me khushi ki lahar..
Bhuj khalifa wale dar ke sare me…

KRK Funny Jokes – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Baccha : Aapki age 42 saal hain?
KRK : Haan, tumhe kaise pata?
Baccha : Woh humare ghar ke pass ek ladka rehta hain,
Woh aadha chuttiya hain aur uski age 21 saal hain

Bollywood Funny Jokes In Hindi – Toilet Movie

Pappu apne doato se :
Akshay kumar ki nayi movie aa rahi hai …
Naam”Toilet”
Ab dosto ko kya kahe
“Chalo toilet dekhne chale??”
Aur FB par status kya likha jaye….
At Toilet With Girlfriend and Other 4 Friends ??…

Rajinikanth Funny Jokes – Hindi Jokes

Pehali bar jab Alexander graham bell ne
Phone ka aaviskar kiya aur use bnakar chalu
Kiya to pata chala ki, pehale se hi rajinikanth
Ke 3 miss call aaye huye the.

Bollywood Sakti kapoor and saif ali khan – hindi funny joke

Bollywood funny joke
‘Aaaaau!’
‘Wooooww!’
‘Aaaaau!’
‘Wooooww!’
‘Aaaaaaau!’
‘Woooooww!’
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Shakti Kapoor aur Saif Ali Khan..
Kuch jaruri bat kar rahe hai …

Bollywood and pappu hindi funny joke

Pappu gusse me khar chor ke nikal gya,
Bhagta raha…
khub bhagta raha…
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3  –  4   Gante bad tha ke baith gya aur bola
” sala bollywood ke hero hi bhagte bhagte bade hi jate hai “

Wife Sharukh jaisa pyar karo funny joke

Film me sharukh khan kajol ko pyar kar raha tha..
Wife : Dekho Sarukh kajol ko kitna pyar karta hai !1
Husband : To ?
Wife : Tum bhi mujhe aaisehi payar karo ?
Husband : Usse pyar karne ka 50 lakh milta hai..
Tu mujhe 10000 de…
Usse acha payar karuga ….

Bollywood Funny Jokes – Salmal , John , Hritik

Salman Khan : Mai jab shirt utarta hu to ..
100 log jama ho jate hai….
John abraham : Mai jab shirt utarta hu to ..
1000 logo ki bhid lag jati hai…
Hritik Raushan : Mai jab shirt utarta hu to ….
5000 logo ki bhid lag jati hai…
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Sunny Leon : Mai kuch bolu ….

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