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Very Funny Doctor Marij Jokes & Chutkule

Ek Doctor ke clinic ke samne logo ki bahut bhidh lagi thi …
Ek aadmi aage jane ki koshish karne laga..
logo ne usse khich kar piche kar diya..
Ussne 5-6 bar aaye jane ki kosish ki par log usse piche kar dete..
Adami Chilata huwa bola :
“Lage raho line me aaj mai clinic kholuga hi nahi “

Pagal Doctor Aur Marij Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Hamid bhai ki ek tang nili padh gai..
Doctor ne bola jahar faile gya hai..
Tang katni hogi…Aur ek tang kat di..
Kuch dino bad hamid bhai ki dusari tang bhi nili padh gai..
Doctor ne bola ki iss me bhi jahar faile gai hai..
Iss tang ko bhi tatana padhega.. aur dusari tang bhi kat di..
Hamid bhai ko nakadi tang lagai gai,,,
Kuch dino nad nakli tang bhi nili padh gai..
Doctor ne bola Hamid bhai mai ab jake aap ki bimari ko samjha..
Aap ki lungiu rang chhor rahi hai

Doctor Marij Ke Hindi Funny Jokes- Chutkule

Ek aadmi ke sar se khoon nikal raha tha,
Use doctor ke pas le jaya gaya.
Doctor: Tumhara nam…
Aadmi: Chintoo…
Doctor: Janam ki tarikh
Aadmi: 5 may
Doctor: Married !
Aadmi: Nahi, car accident.

Doctor Ke Funyy Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Ek aadmi langrata hua aa raha tha.
Use dekh kar do doctor aapas me bat krne lage,
Pehla doctor- Lagta hai iske pair ki hadi tut gai hai
Dusra doctor- Sayad iska angutha tut gaya hai.
Tabhi Tisra doctor bola, chalo issi se puchh lete hai
Doctor: Kya tumhare pair ki haddi tut gai hai
Aadmi: Nahi meri chappal tut gai hai.

Doctor Marij Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Operation ke baad marij bola : “Doctor sahab, kya ab main rog mukt hu???
Samne se jawab mila : Beta, Doctor sahab to dharti par hi reh gaye..
Marij : Phir tum kaun ho???
Samne se jawab mila : Beta, main to chitragupt hu

Husband Wife Ke Funny Hindi Jokes

Doctor( santa se): Aap ka aur apki biwi ka
Blood group ek jaisa hai.
Santa: Ha kyu nahi,
25 salo se mera khun jo pi rahi hai

Doctor Aur Compounder Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek doctor ne khasi ke marij ko,
Moshan lagne ki dawa de di.
Compounder doctor se: Aap ne use,
Moshan lagne ki dawa kyu de di.
Doctor: Agli bar khasne se pehle 100 bar sochega.

Best Doctor Marij Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkula

Marij : Doctor sahab dast ne bura haal kar rakah hai
Doctor : Kitna patla aata hai???
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Marij : Bas itna samjh lo ki aap usse kulla kar sakte ho

Gas Faat Funny Hindi Jokes & Funny SMS

Ek aurat doctor se : Mujhe gas ki problem hai
Par achi baat yeh hai ki meri gas mein naa badbu aati hain naa aawaj ,
Aapke clinic mein me bhi 10 baar gas chhod chuki hu
Par kisi ko pata nahi chala….
Doctor : Yeh dawai aur ek hafte din baad aana…
Ek hafte baad….
Aurat : Yeh aapne mujhe kaisi dawai de di??
Meri gas mein awaaj to nahi aa rahi
Par bahut zeharili badbu aa rahi hai…
Doctor : Bahut badhiya, aapki naaki thik ho gayi hai….
Ab hum aapke kaan ka ilaaj karenge

Doctor Marij Funny Jokes Funny Hindi Chutkule

Marij doctor se bola :
Doctor sahab mujhe bahut khatarnak bimari hue hai
mujhe khane ke bhukh nahi lagti ..
Sone ke bad nind nahi aati..
Aur kam karne ke bad thak jata hu..
Doctor : Ek kam karo…
Roj raat ko dhup me baitha karo..
Thik ho jaoge

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