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Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..
Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..
Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,
Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

Latest Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pati patni ke sath party me gaya..
Waha pati ek mahila se ghul mil gaya..
Patni : Ghar jake sar ke chut pe ye waha malham laga lena…
Pati : Par mere sar pe chot lagi kaha hai…
Patni : Hum ghar pahuche bhi to nahi hai…

Pati Patni Facebook What's App Funny Jokes

Pati pura din facebook aur whats app me laga rahta tha..
Patni : Mai to tang aagai hu aap se..
Ab aap jitna time facebook whats app ko doge
Mai utna time Flipkart , Amazone aur Minta ko dungii

Most Funny Pati Patni Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Raj par jo musibat aayi hai….
uske baare mein tumne suna kya???
Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??
Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai

Funny Santa Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..
Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…
Ek to sambhalti nahi..
Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

Santa Banta Full Comedy Jokes Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..
Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..
Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..
Santa itminan se bola :
Sanp nahi kat raha…
wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…
recharge karwane aaya hai…

Santa Banta Most Funny Jokes Ever & Chutkule

Santa ( Bnata se ) :
Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai …
Banta : Par kyu ??
Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai..
Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai

Santa Banta Best Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..
Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to
sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..
Santa : Kaha yar..
Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi
koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

Funny Jokes Between Santa Banta And Chutkule

Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..
Banta : Waoooo
Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..
Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Raat ke 1 baje pathan ki begam bolati hai
suniye ji.. almari ke piche koi chor chupa hai …
Pathan : Agar uske paas hathiyar huwa to..
Biwi : Aap ka to insurance hai par
gahano ka nahi

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